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Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he says: "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20394) - you deserved it (6097)

On 12/04/2009 at 7:48am - intimacy - by Not-so-sexy - United States (Washington)

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I want to see the pic before I say FYL or YDI

#4 - On 12/04/2009 at 2:40pm by DynamicDave

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That's when you call him up, fake fear, and say "I think there's someone in the house with me..."

#11 - On 12/04/2009 at 5:01pm by ScaryyMary

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