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Today, I woke up early. As I was just about to fall back asleep, I was re-awoken to the sound of my parents doing it in the shower. FML


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On 11/26/2009 at 9:19am - intimacy - by whattheshit (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Waking up to any one having sex is nasty. It's even worse when it's your parents. Yeah, you know they must have sex, but knowing it and hearing it are two different things.

#3 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:12pm by TotalPandamonium

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that's gross, just gross. I would be scarred for life. FYL

#1 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:08pm by besad

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