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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
kind of weird getting it on while his mom is in the house. ydi.
LMFAO awww that's so awkward
Poor you, kiddo. FYL indeed.
Though now she knows what to get you guys for Christmas: handcuffs. They have keys, much quicker.
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Friday 5 February 2016