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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4948) - you deserved it (13838)

On 11/22/2009 at 8:35pm - intimacy - by Sam (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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