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Today, I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a package of birth control pills on her nightstand. Because of this, I felt no need to use a condom, or pull out. When I woke up, I noticed those "pills" were actually a makeup case. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3996) - you deserved it (34336)

On 11/10/2009 at 8:52pm - intimacy - by prayforme (man) - United States (Georgia)

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