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My pet lorikeet likes to talk with me while im on the phone... except he doesnt know enough words to keep up so its mostly gobbledygook and sounds like he's drowning. He thinks he's people.

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Maybe he thought you were being attacked or hurt and he was trying to come in and save you! If that's the case then that's very sweet if your cat!

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Often when I have sex with my girlfriend her cat drops by mid way just to get attention. That or lay down on the bed right beside us

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I heard about a new thing for that... Actually two things: - a door - a lock And a key turned in the right direction would come in handy.

You still finished, though, despite the fact that your mating cries were irritating your cat. Oh how the tables have turned. At least your cat didn't throw a boot at you.

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