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Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5661) - you deserved it (11946)

On 11/10/2009 at 4:09am - intimacy - by vanessa_d15 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Then dump your bf and get the Wii vibrator. The Wii can also reward you constantly through different games and it's sports will always get you moving. Annnd it won't ever ask you to swallow.

#2 - On 11/10/2009 at 10:20am by Dynoblaze

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You can always count on technology.

#1 - On 11/10/2009 at 10:11am by gatorcheer

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