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Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable showerhead. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, 'You too?' FML

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On 11/09/2009 at 2:06am - intimacy - by ShowerheadGirl (woman) - United States (California)

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that shower head is SUCH A SLUT!

#9 - On 11/09/2009 at 10:59am by skullet

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big deal, you guys should just have got it on right there...

#5 - On 11/09/2009 at 10:36am by iamelrebel

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