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Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable showerhead. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, 'You too?' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5005) - you deserved it (12042)

On 11/09/2009 at 2:06am - intimacy - by ShowerheadGirl (woman) - United States (California)

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