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Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (197310) - you deserved it (31431)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

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ahahahahaha

reminds me of the one where the girl said "forgive me lord!" when she came

#1 - On 03/26/2009 at 3:00pm by lolol182

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Jesus would most definitely want you to finish. He's a cool guy, so I'm told.

#3 - On 03/26/2009 at 3:03pm by meaganwas

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