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Today, I woke up extremely hungover next to a guy I have been in love with 4 a while but hadn't seen 4 ages. Turns out he had a bet going with his mates. He bet he could get me to sleep with him straight away even after calling me 4 a month. He was right. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9141) - you deserved it (24073)

On 11/03/2009 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Lovestupid (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

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Learn from your mistakes and you'll be alright.

#4 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:42am by Jewelofagal

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that is not fair to call her a slut, she was sleeping with someone she cared about. whoever wrote that subscribes to the double standard.

#15 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:02am by the_nautilus

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