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Today, I woke up extremely hungover next to a guy I have been in love with for a while but hadn't seen for ages. Turns out he had a bet going with his mates. He bet he could get me to sleep with him straight away even after not calling me for a month. He was right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6597) - you deserved it (15645)

On 11/03/2009 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Lovestupid (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

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Wow, so she's s a slut for sleeping with a guy she liked? What about the guy who had sex with her just to win a bet!?

#34 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:40pm by xx_irish_rose_xx

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+11

Learn from your mistakes and you'll be alright.

#4 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:42am by Jewelofagal

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