[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I woke up extremely hungover next to a guy I have been in love with for a while but hadn't seen for ages. Turns out he had a bet going with his mates. He bet he could get me to sleep with him straight away even after not calling me for a month. He was right. FML

I agree, your life sucks (6098) - you deserved it (14538)

On 11/03/2009 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Lovestupid (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

More FMLs?

buckid310's life also sucks
Today, a woman evidently posted on a chat website asking for any young men to send pictures of their junk to...

Inkabadger's life also sucks
Today, since we hadn't be romantic for a while, I shaved, bathed, cut my hair and snuggled naked up to my...

prayforme also deserved it
Today, I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!