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Today, I received a 4 page text message from my mom explaining what she was going to do to me tonight in full detail. I am one name below her boyfriend on her contact list. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12108) - you totally deserved it (638)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:35am - intimacy - by Nomoretexting (woman) - United States (Texas)

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#1 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:12am by andrewms

YDI for having your mom on your cell phone
Also just do "Nah I'ma just stick it in"

#32 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:27am by Austinsnyder601

hahahaha FYL. I always double check who I'm sending my dirty texts too. that would have been a bit awkward.

#2 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:23am by picturetaker

haha wow imagine how embaressed she'll be

#3 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:29am by XtommyschickX

MILF!

#4 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:34am by DynamicDave

hey ther in love give them a break.

#5 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:42am by bobnama

Tell her you're going to do the same stuff to Dad.

#6 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:17am by perdix

LOL awkwardness!!! fyl ><

#7 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:24am by Sindy

: ( that's so awkward

#8 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:34am by teriwhale

She's going to know what you are doing just under her boyfriend. Contact list, my ass!

#9 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:35am by perdix

oh. yum.

#10 - On 11/01/2009 at 8:40am by carolina776

fail

#11 - On 11/01/2009 at 9:22am by Wlollpop

eewww old people love :3 i wouldnt be able to even stare at my mom for the next couple weeks 0:

#12 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:24am by YoshiTimex3

disturbed!

#13 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:35am by RNA

Oh my gosh o:

#14 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:57am by scateice

text back with "all good - won't your boyfriend be mad at you?"

#15 - On 11/01/2009 at 11:01am by blland

That is just disgusting. I'm so sorry. I know how you feel. I have heard my mother and her boyfriend before. No thank you.

#16 - On 11/01/2009 at 11:33am by ericalew_xo

personally i think it's fake since text messages have a 160 character limit..

#17 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:27pm by trizdan

thats only for certain phones. Mine is unlimited pages.

#48 - On 01/16/2010 at 2:35am by underdog6379

You fail trizdan. But yeah you shouldve texted back something clever like "Oh I can't wait" lmao

#19 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:36pm by LikeOhMahGoose

Send a 4 page txt back saying in detail what you are going to do to her, lolz

#20 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:50pm by Zay505

trizdan ur a dumbass u can text more that 160

#21 - On 11/01/2009 at 2:01pm by g0o0_dj

Christmas at your house sounds fun..

#22 - On 11/01/2009 at 2:57pm by mercyFML

you should of text back :P "well mum, that sounds great but if your boyfriend finds out he will kill us"

#23 - On 11/01/2009 at 4:04pm by lahp

i guess your nightmare came true. tell it to your grandson in the future. ROFLMAO

#24 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:50pm by caZper

your nightmare came true. thats something to talk about in the dinner table. ROFLMAO

#25 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:54pm by caZper

Once again, not enuff info to vote.
Was the text dirty, nasty or just mushy?
Is Mom hot or decent looking?

It's probably a FMomsLife, but can't be sure.

#26 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:17pm by kukopia

eww

#27 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:56pm by AJJ1994

ew haha fail

#28 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:54pm by XoRoxybabe615Xo

FYL indeed.

#29 - On 11/01/2009 at 8:01pm by daniel1_1

Dude, you win. F Your Life.

#30 - On 11/01/2009 at 9:21pm by jerrybast

Ughhhh that's just fucked up.

#31 - On 11/02/2009 at 12:55am by Honda288

that's really weird, should have sent something weird back haha

#33 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:37am by fligh4

Lucky bastard, most kids just get a hug and a peck on the cheek when they get home.

#34 - On 11/02/2009 at 12:42pm by CallMeHush

Have you been bad and mommy is going to spank you tonight?

#35 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:25pm by donkey_hang_down

i bet it wasn't meant for her boyfriend at all ;)

#36 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:24pm by jadetothes

wow how embaressing. she is human though

#37 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:26pm by tigerg33

ewww!

#38 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:43pm by pirateatc

gross!! and wow, epic fail. you should have kept it goin though

#39 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:30pm by ForgottenRemix0

Damn, she sent that to me too!

#40 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:07pm by donkey_hang_down

LOL awww that must've been traumatic

#41 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:58pm by thesadpiggy

Woooooooooow, fyl

#42 - On 11/04/2009 at 5:39pm by SpaceAstronaut

lol FYL that sucks

#44 - On 11/23/2009 at 8:56pm by shadowskater

that's so fucking hilarious!! why did you keep reading?

#45 - On 12/08/2009 at 12:24am by cmm724

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, would you capture it--or just let it slip?

#46 - On 01/08/2010 at 6:06pm by WoolyBully

Wow, my mom only tells me to do chores and homework, my mom's great.

#47 - On 01/12/2010 at 1:48pm by jedanator

#32 his mom is the one who sent the messege



and @op who knows she might have meant to send it to you 

#49 - On 01/20/2010 at 1:21am by chaos753159

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