Today, I received a 4 page text message from my mom explaining what she was going to do to me tonight in full detail. I am one name below her boyfriend on her contact list. FML
by Nomoretexting / 11/01/2009 at 12:35am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Make sure your text complies with our rules
you know you liked it
#1 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:12am by andrewms
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hahahaha FYL. I always double check who I'm sending my dirty texts too. that would have been a bit awkward.
#2 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:23am by picturetaker
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