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Today, I received a 4 page text message from my mom explaining what she was going to do to me tonight in full detail. I am one name below her boyfriend on her contact list. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25344) - you deserved it (1967)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:35am - intimacy - by Nomoretexting (woman) - United States (Texas)

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you know you liked it

#1 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:12am by andrewms

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Tell her you're going to do the same stuff to Dad.

#6 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:17am by perdix

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