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Today, I received a 4 page text message from my mom explaining what she was going to do to me tonight in full detail. I am one name below her boyfriend on her contact list. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27171) - you deserved it (2099)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:35am - intimacy - by Nomoretexting (woman) - United States (Texas)

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you know you liked it

#1 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:12am by andrewms

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hahahaha FYL. I always double check who I'm sending my dirty texts too. that would have been a bit awkward.

#2 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:23am by picturetaker

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