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Today, I spent the night with my guy, whom I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML


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On 10/31/2009 at 12:31am - intimacy - by dtmfa (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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You should've told him to swallow it himself. (:

#10 - On 10/31/2009 at 7:22am by arielhoee

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You should have said "sure!", then brought him to the brink, stopped, got up, grabbed his phone, threw it in the toilet and walked out.

#14 - On 10/31/2009 at 8:59am by mrose57

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