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Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6208) - you deserved it (10892)

On 10/30/2009 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by man (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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