Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML

by timmynotjimmy / 10/27/2009 at 9:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

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  • You reply by screwing her brains out then and there. That way you're killing two birds with one stone: you get laid and she shuts up.

    #2 - On 10/28/2009 at 4:40am by Ninjaface

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  • How do you reply? You do her right there. Hard. Most women like to be ravaged. Stop being such a pansy.

    #8 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:42am by nokillnobeepbeep

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