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Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25623) - you deserved it (6421)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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One golden scene for Romeo and Juliet should have had.

Enter Capulet. "Wherefore art thou in my bathroom? Cannot thee afford thy own?"

#5 - On 10/24/2009 at 5:10pm by blland

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today my boyfriend and I decided to go to my house and take a shower while making out. my dad then walked in butt naked and joined us. I'm now pregnant with no clue in who the father is.

that would suck! lol

#10 - On 10/24/2009 at 6:23pm by moopsy234

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