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Taday I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower , I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower , instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower , making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33953) - you deserved it (8867)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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One golden scene for Romeo and Juliet should have had.

Enter Capulet. "Wherefore art thou in my bathroom? Cannot thee afford thy own?"

#5 - On 10/24/2009 at 5:10pm by blland

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Threesome, anyone?

#3 - On 10/24/2009 at 4:54pm by n1rvanat1zed

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