Today, whilst celebrating my birthday with my friends and family, I met a girl at the bar who seemed interested. She became very disinterested and left after my mother whispered in her ear "If you go home with my son make sure he wears a condom." FML

by Joe / 10/19/2009 at 12:32am / Cambodia (Phnum Penh) / Intimacy

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  • You got cock blocked by your mom.

    #6 - On 10/19/2009 at 9:24am by kukri187

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  • Ouch! Mom's not a wingman, but an anti-aircraft gunner! Shot down!

    Mom's driving away that competition and keeping your Oedipus complex intact.

    #3 - On 10/19/2009 at 6:26am by perdix

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