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Today hilst celebrating birthday with friends and family I met a girl at the barho seemed interested. She became very disinterested and left after motherhispered in her ear "If u go home with son make sure he wears a condom." FML


I agree, your life sucks (19924) - you deserved it (2456)

On 10/19/2009 at 12:32am - intimacy - by Joe (man) - Cambodia (Phnum Penh)

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Ouch! Mom's not a wingman, but an anti-aircraft gunner! Shot down!

Mom's driving away that competition and keeping your Oedipus complex intact.

#3 - On 10/19/2009 at 6:26am by perdix

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You got cock blocked by your mom.

#6 - On 10/19/2009 at 9:24am by kukri187

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