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Today, I was sleeping next to my girlfriend and I turned over to the sound of her talking in her sleep. Because it was so cute, I was happy and I smiled, until she began to talk about "Troy" and "all the nasty things you can do to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12919) - you deserved it (1273)

On 10/18/2009 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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