Intimacy: Today, I was sleeping next to my girlfriend and I turned over...

By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 12:09 - United States

Today, I was sleeping next to my girlfriend and I turned over to the sound of her talking in her sleep. Because it was so cute, I was happy and I smiled, until she began to talk about "Troy" and "all the nasty things you can do to me." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML

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By lonerjik - 19/01/2011 12:05 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 14:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

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By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:41 - United States - Oregon City

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

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By girlgirlinsanity - 25/07/2010 11:09 - United States

Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML

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Women shouldn't fart?

By single again - 06/04/2021 17:00

Today, I slept in the same room as my girlfriend for the first time. She is sweet, smart, and drop-dead gorgeous, so naturally I thought she was going to be the one. Until she farted in her sleep. 56 times. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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Standupboi 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 21:30

she probably means from high school musical

TotalPandamonium 2

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:37

Talking in my sleep is how one of my exes found out I was planning on dumping him. His reaction just made me even gladder I was going to dump him.

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Clitastrophe 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:13

High School Musical fans: YDI for dating them.

Mx_Rider 6

Monday 19 October 2009 1:26

g one first lol...

sweetspicegirl 0

Monday 19 October 2009 1:46

maybe you should do some nastier things to her so she will talk about you ;)

jenius81 0

Monday 19 October 2009 3:22

She was probably thinking about the Illiad, its really not that unusual, I have dreams about ancient history as well :)

jenius81 0

Monday 19 October 2009 3:23

Damn, didn't see #12s reference to the Illiad until after I posted. :(

feed_the_ducks 0

Monday 19 October 2009 4:47

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that your not Troy??? What is she is talking about some celebrity? If that's the case then I don't see the big deal. Everyone notices people that are appealing to our eyes, just because she is fantasizing about the guy doesn't mean that there is anything to worry about.

DIYcronic 0

Monday 19 October 2009 6:10

My name is Troy

fanstasia 5

Monday 19 October 2009 6:56

That means absolutely nothing. peoples's dreams are NOT a diary of present life. Troy could be an unconscious conjuring of erotica in her mind, an old memory, or even a private crush. Talk to her about it before you lay in on her for cheating.

Ninjaface 0

Monday 19 October 2009 7:22

You should have whispered in her ear, "You mean like this?" and proceeded to demonstrate. Then when she wakes up and asks you what the heck you think you're doing, you answer, "Being Troy. You talk in your sleep."