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Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32881) - you deserved it (18821)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by perfectmoment - Canada (Ontario)

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Forget about your birthday? Oh well, I'd still enjoy the party.

#8 - On 10/10/2009 at 7:27pm by clockworkrainbow

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haha hey op it can still go the way you wanted it to ;)

#4 - On 10/10/2009 at 7:25pm by Trippyfalla

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