Sex, Underwear and Intimacy: Sexy surprise

Sexy surprise

By perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 149 326

You deserved it 13 803

By jane smith - 01/07/2010 12:11 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 572

You deserved it 18 036

By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 333

You deserved it 6 218

By vaness@ - 06/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 381

You deserved it 11 910

By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

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You deserved it 5 353

By seminole711 - 20/09/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for 20 minutes because of a football game. FML

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You deserved it 6 963

By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 157

You deserved it 75 731

By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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You deserved it 4 151

By Brittany - 10/04/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML

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You deserved it 49 923

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By failed_catgirl - 19/10/2010 23:24 - Canada

Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 474

You deserved it 38 910

clockworkrainbow 3

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:27

Forget about your birthday? Oh well, I'd still enjoy the party.

Trippyfalla 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

haha hey op it can still go the way you wanted it to ;)

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a_2_zee 0

Monday 1 November 2010 6:05

That's very kind of him, and that is quite frustrating what happened to you, may wanna wear a trench coat or a sweatsuit over it next time.

truehitman2010 0

Friday 24 December 2010 18:56

fortytwosome?

Iwashere12345 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:43

way to get the party started, OP!

loppisloppan 2

Monday 18 July 2011 10:35

your 40 closest friends ? how many close friends have u got?

nikkinq 7

Friday 26 August 2011 21:44

Bwahahahaha!!!! Omg ydi lmao

deltoramastr 12

Thursday 8 December 2011 8:18

Lol that's amazing

ladybuglet 22

Monday 24 December 2012 1:58

40 of your closest friends? Seriously?

Countryboy_1994 5

Saturday 18 May 2013 15:23

Ydi for not waiting till you got there to put it on

ckeekymontag 12

Monday 9 February 2015 23:08

Guess you should have checked first

ebroks 17

Thursday 7 July 2016 8:56

oh it wasnt dressup?

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

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Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML

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Sexy surprise

Same thing different taste

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