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Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20704) - you deserved it (4452)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:19am - intimacy - by Taraa3 (woman) - United Kingdom (Hartlepool)

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Maybe he'll come inside and wash your bed after you finish, except that could be a bad bed cleaner...

#1 - On 10/10/2009 at 10:09am by insertfmlhere

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at least he gave u thumbs up right? it wouldve been even worse if he was shaking his head and flashed the thumbs down...

#16 - On 10/10/2009 at 12:11pm by mr_funny

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