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Today, I woke up after a heavy night of drinking, with my laptop dead on my chest. Apparently, I had attempted a bit of digital penile oscillation, but passed out instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3853) - you deserved it (13984)

On 10/04/2009 at 1:04am - intimacy - by masterfail (man) - United States (Georgia)

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"DIGITAL PENILE OSCILLATION" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN? LIKE YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR LAPTOP!!!

#4 - On 10/04/2009 at 7:25am by KHADOOZLE

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your misuse of large words makes you that much more of a failure.

#7 - On 10/04/2009 at 8:17am by stain33319

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