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Today, while my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch, he looked down at my chest and said "I can't wait for the day that these produce milk." We've only been dating a few months and I have no intention of lactating anytime soon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19963) - you deserved it (2581)

On 09/27/2009 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by e11ie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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woooooow! he's in a bit of a hurry...

#1 - On 09/27/2009 at 7:45pm by darkmis1

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You better double check the condom, especially those that he brought.

#16 - On 09/27/2009 at 10:08pm by WonderBlunder

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