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Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we'd finished, she tells me she already had a boyfriend and that his penis was larger then mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44683) - you deserved it (7091)

On 02/02/2009 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Illinois)

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