Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML

by FML / 02/02/2009 at 1:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

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  • Perfect reply for these situations.

    "It varies in size depending on how hot the girl is."

    #9 - On 02/15/2009 at 1:51am by Diabeetus

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  • haha.. stupid bitch.. hot dog down a hallway at this point.. dont worry bro she says it to everybody, because her boyfriend is a giant dildo.

    #7 - On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am by captcool024

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