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Today, I tried to wake my husband up in the middle of the night by kissing him deeply and massaging his neck and shoulders. He opens his eyes, looks at me, says "No", and goes back to sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15111) - you deserved it (11938)

On 09/17/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by turnoff (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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YDI. I'd be pissed if someone woke me in the middle of the night unless the house was burning down or something.

#2 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:10am by iFruit

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i would want my sleep too, but thats no reason to call this girl fat or ugly. you have no idea what she looks like so dont judge her. being mean on the internet is really not anything to be proud of.

#16 - On 09/17/2009 at 2:08pm by Candisemo

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