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Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss that, two weeks ago, caused her to come to me crying because he was sexually harassing her at work. When I told her I'd intervene, she told me she'd handle it. I guess she certainly did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41243) - you deserved it (2258)

On 09/11/2009 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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hit on Deborah

#4 - On 09/12/2009 at 3:16am by allmidnighteyes

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Well, they sound happy together. Just think, when they are having unprotected sex on his desk, he will probably get her pregnant. Later, she'll get to explain to her kids how she met their father.
"Well, you see, kids, he sexually harassed me. I was in a relationship with this other guy at the time. I am a slut though, so I fucked your father and left this poor SOB. Nine months later, POP! my life was over. But mommy has a new boss now. ;)"

Some people have no self-respect.

#11 - On 09/12/2009 at 3:43am by Intoxicunt

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