

Hey! This is a true story people. She got wedged in a ramp comming out of a McDonalds in winter. She slipped, and fell where it was a concrete walled-in ramp. the walls were just tall enough to make it hard. She also had some sort of braces on her ankles....so, she couldn't be rolled to one side or the other, no room to even squeeze in beside her. We actually had a LPN come along who knew how to properly lift someone heavy, and by herself.......I was only trying to help a sister out.....and she was not commando thank god!
For all you who are interested in my afterlife status.....I don't believe in god, and it WAS an accident. I just figure I might be wrong, and no-one is suposed to have seen what I saw....that's all I'm saying people.
KarmaGirl
By KarmaGirl - /
Friday 11 September 2009 22:16 /
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Harry_Poochi
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Anyone else having trouble visualizing this?
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joobie
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i am pretty happy i am having trouble visualizing it
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Harry_Poochi
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Anyone else having trouble visualizing this?
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joobie
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i am pretty happy i am having trouble visualizing it
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null_fml
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I also cannot visualize this, and I am also glad for it.
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allmidnighteyes
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think of it like pulling apart a hot grilled cheese sammich D:
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ciao_bella_fml
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thats nasty im really happy i cant picture it. ew
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bugmenotmofo
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LOL..... maybe this should change your mind http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=107940
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Kempiet_fml
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Why would the view be wicked if she was fat? YOU FAIL
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BeeSkwaird
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Learn New England English.
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BeeSkwaird
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Hey, dude with the link, I know the first girl on that page. Her name is Amber, and she's never going to show nudity in her photos.
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L0L_Sarah
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its hard to imagine, but when the illustration comes out - it wont be so hard to visualize.... LOL
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Supersoaker91
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Amber from where?
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Witchcraft_fml
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Yes, having trouble visualising it, and happy. Doesn't sound like a pretty picture.
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xMooMoox
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I think what #1 means is like #2 said how did she get wedged? How exactly did this happen? It doesn't really make sense.
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Takesown690
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Very much so.
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ssnepenthe
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Yeah. How exactly did she get wedged in on a concrete ramp?
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ITSALLDAVESFAULT
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Hey! This is a true story people. She got wedged in a ramp comming out of a McDonalds in winter. She slipped, and fell where it was a concrete walled-in ramp. the walls were just tall enough to make it hard. She also had some sort of braces on her ankles....so, she couldn't be rolled to one side or the other, no room to even squeeze in beside her. We actually had a LPN come along who knew how to properly lift someone heavy, and by herself.......I was only trying to help a sister out.....and she was not commando thank god!
For all you who are interested in my afterlife status.....I don't believe in god, and it WAS an accident. I just figure I might be wrong, and no-one is suposed to have seen what I saw....that's all I'm saying people.
KarmaGirl
For all you who are interested in my afterlife status.....I don't believe in god, and it WAS an accident. I just figure I might be wrong, and no-one is suposed to have seen what I saw....that's all I'm saying people.
KarmaGirl
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CultureChic
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Afterlife status... HAHA :D
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allmidnighteyes
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YDI for misusing karma in your display name.
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shaubygal
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coming from the guy with a light saver in his hand for a profile pic
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fightingkittens
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^^win
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moonlight_daze
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An old woman and yet you were quite possibly her first to see that. Feel special.
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moonlight_daze
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Oh wait.. you're a woman. nm.
I was still FIFTH though! w00t! w00t!
I was still FIFTH though! w00t! w00t!
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applebranch
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Your powers of description are astounding, KarmaGirl. *cough*
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ITSALLDAVESFAULT
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Were you looking for a better story, or are you the sicko that would have prefered I used my 300 words to describe what that nun's crotch looks like???? *ahem*
KarmaGirl
KarmaGirl
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2an1a
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#66..tell em gurl!..so true we def. dnt want detail of the sisters "goodies"..lmao
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Bunny1313
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atleast you tried to help! lol
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Geist_fml
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Drink some alcohol asap! The faster to forget the better my friend!
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DoctorKyda
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Yes! Let's kill our brain cells on top of the loss of sight induced by horrific. traumatic images!!
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Superstitious
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...it worries me that someone calling themselves a doctor would say that "some alcohol" would result in immediate brain damage.
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curlyfriez
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indeed you will
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queen_jae614
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why would she go to hell? Because she tried to help??
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v1knownaz_chris
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LOL
wicked is good.
please rephrase this, right this second, before I puke xDDD
wicked is good.
please rephrase this, right this second, before I puke xDDD
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dcmoorcroft
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I like how she used the word "wicked" in the story!
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Casualt1234
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does she have a fire crotch or is her axe wound truly "fireproof" ? (funniest movie ever)
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