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Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks (5650) - you totally deserved it (13325)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:25am - intimacy - by wallflower (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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and now it will be awkward when your with your friend. awkward when your with your husband. and more likely than not he won't stop banging your friend.

#1 - On 09/10/2009 at 10:27am by AnthonyD86

Now it's your turn. Have a threesome with HIS hot best male friend, and go to town!

#2 - On 09/10/2009 at 10:38am by jonnymohio

agreed

#61 - On 02/10/2010 at 11:48pm by iluvsidney

I agree!

#62 - On 02/11/2010 at 4:33am by AlexxRaven

You deserve it for agreeing to a threesome. If he really loves you and you take care of him sexually he shouldn't need more. And all it turned out to be was permission to have an affair - While you watched. And I agree that you're going to have a hard time keeping him away from your friend.

#4 - On 09/10/2009 at 10:46am by Igor_g5

i agree. you shouldn't be married and having three-somes. that's really something you should do with a casual fling, at best (not that i condone having them at all, really). if he really loves you, he won't need or ask for that crap...especially if you are having sex regularly with him. you just gave him the excuse he was looking for to cheat on you without getting into trouble.

#57 - On 01/07/2010 at 10:40am by nygirl8302

This isn't an FML. It's the precursor to a divorce.

#5 - On 09/10/2009 at 10:56am by T_X_P

And a divorce isn't grounds for an FML? I think it is.

#64 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:31am by Sleeter

and this is why the reality of a threesome rarely lives up to the fantasy.

#6 - On 09/10/2009 at 11:56am by Dynoblaze

Well now ur f*cked ... That had to have been the dumbest mistake u ever made. And I agree with every1 it was permission to have an affair and u just lead ur marriage straight into a divorce

#7 - On 09/10/2009 at 11:57am by BMD4

Why would you invite someone who is better looking than you? That's just asking for it.

I mean, yeah it sucks, but you kinda dug your own grave.

#8 - On 09/10/2009 at 12:26pm by wbrycem

Someone watches Friends, apparently.

#9 - On 09/10/2009 at 1:35pm by freddie

And this is why I think threesomes are a stupid idea.

#10 - On 09/10/2009 at 1:37pm by caticaticati

Hopefully he'll be sensative about it if you voice your feelings. If no, he's a jerk and doesn't deserve you.

#11 - On 09/10/2009 at 1:45pm by Sipos

the only way it's not going to be weird is if you go have a lesbian encounter with your friend.

#12 - On 09/10/2009 at 2:05pm by someoned

wtf? the words "husband" and "threesome" in the same sentence...just WOW!

#14 - On 09/10/2009 at 2:08pm by lobby0ne

Wats up with all the threesome FML's?
Is this the same society that condemns polygamy?
hypocrites...

#15 - On 09/10/2009 at 2:48pm by justmyluck1212

Duh

#16 - On 09/10/2009 at 3:08pm by Macthenyfe

Wtf why didn't you stop him ?

#17 - On 09/10/2009 at 3:36pm by shootingstar8D

YDI, not for the reasons that all of these prudes give, but because you didn't join in and make yourself an active participant. Any woman who lies there and waits to be sexed needs to learn a thing or two about good sex.

#18 - On 09/10/2009 at 3:48pm by Gwythinn

YDI for agreeing to threesomne

#19 - On 09/10/2009 at 4:14pm by Greyst0ne

"Today, my wife finally agreed to the threesome that I've been trying to persuade her to have. We arranged it with her hot best friend, thinking she would be more comfortable with her. Instead of participating, my wife decided to lie naked beside us like a cold fish, watching like a creeper while her friend and I had sex. FML"

#20 - On 09/10/2009 at 4:34pm by Gwythinn

somebody say bitch!

#21 - On 09/10/2009 at 5:51pm by nuttinick

its called do kinky things with both of them...dont just lay ther tardo!!!

#22 - On 09/10/2009 at 5:53pm by cuppycake4494

1. it is NOT your fault your husband was lustful and wanted a threesome
2. you shouldnt have agreed and you probably will have a problem keeping them apart
3. talk to him about it
4. whether you take care of him or not sexually, he does not have the right to break his vow to you by sleeping with her

#23 - On 09/10/2009 at 8:34pm by Sweet_Instance

Sweet_Instance - She agreed to it and even picked out the lucky lady herself. You think she would have stopped it or said something before it went to far. He had the right to break the "vow" (which you dont knwo what vow he took if one at all) as he had premission. She needed to think things thru. 2 women and 1 d*ck to get the job done?

#32 - On 09/11/2009 at 6:49pm by lonelyandbroke

what a dick!! you shouldn't of never did that.. what are you gonna do now?

#24 - On 09/10/2009 at 8:54pm by lilarielle14

Today, My best friend asked me to join her threesome with her husband. She lied naked watch me and her husband having sex. FML

#25 - On 09/10/2009 at 11:19pm by adding

ydi.
break it off though fer sure.

#26 - On 09/10/2009 at 11:58pm by emikinz

Wow really?! You were an active participant in letting your husband cheat on you. YDI on the real, yo.

#27 - On 09/11/2009 at 12:43am by liquidbunny

wtf does YDI stand for

#44 - On 09/15/2009 at 3:02am by jap_islandergurl

You see just under the FML you can vote "I agree, your life sucks" or "You totally deserved it". FYL is the former while YDI is the latter.

#47 - On 09/21/2009 at 1:53pm by Lolzords

what is ydi?

#63 - On 02/17/2010 at 1:14am by lr142007

That's really stupid. Never agree to something like that if you haven't been all about it from the start. YDI.

#28 - On 09/11/2009 at 1:15pm by GriefBacon

I really like bacon.

#66 - On 03/06/2010 at 10:34pm by averageirishman

really? why didnt you sit on his face or lick his nuts or something? if youre boring enough to just lie there and watch him fuck your friend ydi!

#29 - On 09/11/2009 at 3:12pm by trajikkomidy

Never have a threesome with you best friend and husband!!! That really sucks ... your always going to wonder ...

#30 - On 09/11/2009 at 3:57pm by nich21

what gender is your best friend?

#31 - On 09/11/2009 at 4:30pm by Redrosesandrain

I'm sorry! but u shouldn't have agreed 2 a threesome on the first place

#33 - On 09/11/2009 at 8:53pm by silent_singer

.....and this is the reason why ill see u in "DIVORCE COURT"

#34 - On 09/11/2009 at 9:17pm by Yoshi181313

YDI for having a threesome with your husband.

#35 - On 09/12/2009 at 8:57am by delfoxio

lmao got to love how the kids are saying YDI for watching your husband cheat on you shes the one who suggested and PICKED the person you guys are fucking retarded OP obviously needs to google some threesome positions if she wants to up her game

#36 - On 09/12/2009 at 1:04pm by Unregistered

you deserved it. why did u marry him and did all those vows then. this is the sickest marriage ever. he didnt love u at all if he was trying to persuade u into it for ages. you soooo chose the wrong man.

#37 - On 09/12/2009 at 1:48pm by yasminexxx

Lmaf that sucks

#38 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:45am by charlie_brown45

erm how could it be a threesome in the first place in a marriage?

#39 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:23am by foodlover

so what was the pont?!?
hes gonna want to do that
more often.
that was stupid

#40 - On 09/13/2009 at 12:04pm by barron_dulce

hell yeahhh freddie!!!

#41 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:35pm by beaniebabe

i smell divorce :)

#42 - On 09/14/2009 at 1:17am by LMDaniel_Brendle

Can we say closet case?

#43 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:48am by surferbabe

hehe. FYL for sucking in bed

#45 - On 09/15/2009 at 11:52pm by paramore7890

i think u should do his hot best friend then divorce haha

#46 - On 09/20/2009 at 7:21pm by loww

haha
Friends in real life...

#48 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:07pm by Evening_Hush

wow i am so sorry!!
but now im sure not to try it!!

#49 - On 10/09/2009 at 12:15pm by CuddleBunny1014

dick.
that's fucking messed up.

#50 - On 10/12/2009 at 1:28pm by AllyWants2BiteU

who in the right state of mind would even let her husband having sex with anyone else.

#51 - On 11/04/2009 at 7:38am by ghl

been there. always a mistake

#52 - On 11/09/2009 at 6:18am by insanity369

that's what I'm afraid of if I agree to the threesome he wants!
so it's a bad idea?
no one can say they've had a fun experience with their boyfriend & a casual extra partner?

#53 - On 11/10/2009 at 1:36am by vanessa_d15

dam that suxx... YDI for acceptin though, either get the decency to respect urself or tell the guy to go to hell

#54 - On 12/08/2009 at 8:00pm by kylerzonca1

you deserve better, you are an amazing person for letting your husband do something like that and he blew you off like a dick. Your supposed to make out with eachother while he F*cks one and goes down on the other. next time get someone who can multitask.

#55 - On 12/24/2009 at 3:55am by clayton18

every1 knows the 3rd person is supposed to be a stranger

#56 - On 01/05/2010 at 7:52pm by jess1449

awkward! do you just ask them, "hey do you wanna have a threesome!?"

#58 - On 01/09/2010 at 7:35pm by TaylorVenturina

yout fault for agreeing i cant believe you would b atupid enough to agree

#59 - On 02/01/2010 at 5:12am by awesomenessjess

Threesomes are awesome. You just have to find the right people to do it with. I myself have had a few. They can really be a great experience. My best friend and I did it and we are both good looking. The one guy thought she was more attractive, the other thought I was. It is personal choice. There is no guarenteeing he will continue to have sex with her. Don't listen to ignorant bitter people. Have confidence in yourself and show him that you too can be a sex kitten.

#60 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:44pm by sunshineabigail

Agreed with this. Threesomes are never going to be what you want them to be and someone will get hurt.

#65 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:32am by Sleeter

no u di'nt!!! well sucks for u lady cos u've just opened da door to sharing ur hubby n believe me, it ain't just gonna be ur best fren..probably the next victim will be ur sister, ur mom n who knows ur brother!!!!...jeez! ur such a dumbass bitch!! can't stand retarded bitches like u! ur better off sleeping around n stop abusing marriage....bad for future generations....tihihihi seriously!!!!!!!

#67 - On 03/16/2010 at 3:59pm by Katara107

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