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Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50940) - you deserved it (4048)

On 09/09/2009 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Somessedup (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Report your boss. Duh

#2 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:05pm by fml488

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Good lord, I hope your name is Deborah

#9 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:11pm by allmidnighteyes

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