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Today, I had to explain to my father why most of the bar was giving him dirty looks at a concert. His air guitar motions made it look like he was jacking off under the table. FML


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On 08/30/2009 at 1:25am - intimacy - by Embarassed (woman) - United States (Texas)

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lol, I actually got yelled once because I was shaking a pen under the table, and the teacher thought I was having a tug

#4 - On 08/30/2009 at 7:05am by mvonneumann

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lol that would make 4 an awkward conversation....

#1 - On 08/30/2009 at 6:35am by boobaloo

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