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Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42102) - you deserved it (3973)

On 08/23/2009 at 1:25am - intimacy - by Idontdance (man) - United States (Florida)

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maybe her period was more important than you

#4 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:12am by tonyDlolli

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Whoa..... did you dance alone anyway?

#1 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:08am by EMZIIE

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