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Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35798) - you deserved it (3037)

On 08/23/2009 at 1:25am - intimacy - by Idontdance (man) - United States (Florida)

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maybe her period was more important than you

#4 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:12am by tonyDlolli

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"I guess that's a good thing, because I'm not very comfortable dancing with another guy."

Seriously, if she's going to diss you, isn't it fair game to say something back? That is, unless you've graduated out of middle school. But you don't dance. Right?

#5 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:12am by redbluegreen

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