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Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69471) - you deserved it (11091)

On 03/19/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by Zoe123 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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