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Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML


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On 03/19/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by Zoe123 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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at least you know he's comfortable sharing

#1 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:03am by Spiffy

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hahaha if i were you... i'd give him a high five for having a good sense of humor. that's hilarious... please don't tell me you continued to dress and left.... people knock on people's doors all the time. no biggie.....

#5 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:11am by ccb

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