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Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Wal-Mart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier dumped the contents of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my shorts and a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML


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On 08/16/2009 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by lolreturn (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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wow, look at the bag, ydi

#1 - On 08/16/2009 at 4:47pm by silly248

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hahahahah thats hilarious
and okay who checks an empty bag? a used condom has like no weight, she probably thought it was empty, wow you guys are dumb. fyl but its really funny

#10 - On 08/16/2009 at 4:52pm by MelanieBerrigan

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