Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

by Teamarie / 08/11/2009 at 11:21am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

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  • "Uhhh, honey? You sure you want me to read.. Okay then. 'God damn baby you know how to treat me right. I hope we didn't make too much of a mess in your parents bed.'"

    #7 - On 08/11/2009 at 2:14pm by ChasinParkedCars

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  • At least you didn't crash and die reading that text.

    #8 - On 08/11/2009 at 2:14pm by BadLuckTuck

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