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Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65487) - you deserved it (11950)

On 08/06/2009 at 6:05am - intimacy - by OhFseriously123 (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

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why did you check your text in the middle of your "activity"?

#3 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:08am by sportmaster525

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That sucks. At least your sister's honest with you.
FYL.

#1 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:07am by Anderling

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