Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
I agree, your life sucks (47053) - you totally deserved it (7436)
On 08/06/2009 at 6:05am - intimacy - by OhFseriously123 (man) - Italy (Lombardia)
What the hell is it with people fucking when their sister is home!?!?
You are all sick, sick people.
#38 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:18am by genius_man16
I agree with #1, to be fair, your sister's trying to do you a favour!
also, your girlfriend probably WAS faking.
#42 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:22am by RockieGirl
@ 38: My mom has sex when I'm at home..I happened to hear it for the first time two weeks ago. It's not pleasant. So, YDI for having sex while other people are home. It's just rude.
#57 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:08pm by ericalew_xo
what are you doing bangin your gf with a little girl awake in the house. If i was her i would have knocked on your door and said hey -- turn down the porno... Im trying to get some sleep here.
#71 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:55pm by firewall_joe
Obviously his sister isn't that little if she knows how to fake an orgasm. And YDI for fucking w/ your sister in the next room! Nobama on that one.
The OP just meant his younger sister. Calling her "his little sister" doesn't mean she's a little kid or anything.
And I have to agree. Who would check their texts during sex? I mean, I've heard that sex is over-hyped, but it can't be that crap that people just randomly start doing other stuff in the middle of it.
#97 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:59pm by divineinstrument
She was probably making noise to keep from laughing in your face while checking her texts you fuckin' loser!!!
Everyone here has a point. She clearly over did it, and was presumably faking it. Kudos to your sister :)
#133 - On 08/06/2009 at 7:15pm by Kiwi_Splash
#80-I'm thinking his sister is a little bit of a slut, seeing as he still lives at home and she's younger than him. But maybe she's not. I don't know how they role in Italy
#136 - On 08/06/2009 at 7:44pm by ForestFire0
Oh, so true. Corrupting little girl's minds is becoming quite the trend.
#140 - On 08/06/2009 at 9:18pm by frannytrois64
little sis isn't necessarily right. i make a moderate amount of noise anyway, just because there's no reason not to, but the better it is, the louder i get. i don't fake anything, i just like to scream and curse when it's really good.
#169 - On 08/11/2009 at 9:21am by diet_otaku
why did you check your text in the middle of your "activity"?
#3 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:08am by sportmaster525
Do you live at home, if so, how old does that make your sister?
#4 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:08am by MajorTom4321
well, he can be 18 and his sister 16, nothing wrong with that. moreover, the op is from italy, and I think that in italy often kids move out later than in the US. also he could have been there on holiday...
If you have a little sister next door... you should probably BOTH be holding back the noise, regardless of her age. Show some consideration for the others in the house.
And if it was so great, why the hell would you pause in the midddle of the sex to read a text message?
If she was "She was really into it and not holding back on the noise", then why the hell would you stop to read a text?
Also, wouldn't the fact that you're so easily distracted from her BY YOUR PHONE be something of a turn-off?
Weirdo. Also, fake.
he never said he checked DURING the sex, it could have been after. ydi for being such an iggnorant fuckhead
you stopped to read your phone .. jackass... but Y stil DI for having sex while she was there . And she's probably right anyway.
yup this one is a fake plus why would u have sex when ur lil sister is home
#11 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:16am by Miss_Cullen
that's like saying, 'why do parents have sex when their kids are home.' they get turned on. they don't care whose home. they just want sex
#94 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:41pm by screwedinalabama
Man, now you know your girlfriend is faking it AND you know your sister knows how to fake it too. Thats like a double whammy.
FYL dude, FYL.
#12 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:19am by my_fml_account
your so immature about this. besides, it's not like your parents cared whether you were home or not, for all you know your parents probably had sex when ever they were in a different room. grow up.
#193 - On 03/21/2010 at 1:39am by toxicxflower
If you were as uninvolved in the process as to read a text during it, I bet she was faking. Sometimes I wonder if people confuse foreplay and heavy petting with actual sex. Most men can't even hear a fire alarm when they're actually inside someone, let alone a text message alert.
People still say "heavy petting"? Wow, I thought that was a term only the author of the puberty book I read when I was 12 used...
lol i don think people say that term outloud, but it is used in lots of books, sexual descriptions, etc.
its like getting ownd, with a mix of schooled and a pinch of awesome
#44 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:33am by rotf_coaster_9
Pwned; n, v; The total domination or shutdown of a person, place, or thing
The word pwned, originated from the word owned, which derived from the word own, which came from the word, cat. The word pwned has become one of the most frequently used words throughout the world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhb89V43KWc
#45 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:33am by girandwogpig
Bwahahaha nigahiga for the win, that was a great vid, but i like the how to be series better
#149 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:26pm by misguidedvision
Eh you said "girl" not "girlfriend" so fuck what the whore thinks, you got some ass!
#25 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:43am by avalanche719
They're probably both whores EXCEPT he had to work to get her into bed. Her? Not So Much. But if it's a one night stand? Screw it, you're getting laid and adding a notch to the belt loop. Forget Feelings
#75 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:10pm by avalanche719
YDI for doing it when your little sister was in the house. Get a brain. I'm scarred for life from when my brother would do his girlfriend when i was right down the hall. And why did you answer a text when you were having sex?
#26 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:50am by escape2music
Yup, I agree with your sister..
if she was making THAT much noise, then
chances are she was faking it.
& dang she must not have been a good lay
if you were checking text messages during sex! :p
#29 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:00am by Kay_Ell_Dee
Agreed. Sounds just like the one with the mom texting the OP about the girl faking and the dad also agreeing.
Paris Hilton stops in the middle of sex to answer her phone, why can't everyone else?
#34 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:11am by NobodyUKnow
Plus, if she's faking it, she probably doesn't like you that much. If a guy thinks he showed you a really good time, he won't get all pouty when you don't want to stay the night. And he might even walk you home!
Honestly though, have some respect for your sister. Just tell your partner the walls are thin and you need to be quiet. Not that hard.
Why to the dee to the eye.
YDI- if you're the kind who checks text messages during sex, she probably *is* faking it.
#39 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:18am by deaditegirl
Why in the hell would you be checking your text messages while having sex. No. That would have pissed me off if I was your girlfriend.
#41 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:21am by berrySMOOTHIE
That's not necessarily true. I never fake it and I'm extremely loud. And I also agree you shouldn't check texts while having sex. YDI.
#48 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:44am by dramakat11
YDI for checking a text during sex! No wonder she was faking you werent even into it! lol
#51 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:47am by why_me14
You just want the video cause you cant get any head yourself, you disgusting excuse for a person!
#63 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:15pm by Goldilox
Maybe it's just me but I've checked text messages/answered the phone during sex before.
#54 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:01pm by finnishpirate
She isn't definitely faking it... sometimes it IS that good to be making a hell of a lot of noise ;) .... however, if you were checking your text messages during it, then it couldn't have been that good...too bad your sister and tons of people on this site think that there is no such thing as sex so good that it can make two people really loud (because it means they haven't had it!)
#60 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:11pm by I_Love_Isms
you were having sex and you stopped to answer a text message? were you faking it too?
#62 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:13pm by russianspy1234
Hey, it doesn't actually say anywhere that he checked his phone DURING sex. He might have only seen the text just after they were finished.
I guess it's cool that you're close enough to your sister that she can be so candid with you. Unless she was just really annoyed and was trying to weird you out as revenge.
To make it easy for all of you, girls are ALWAYS 100% abso-fucking-lutely faking (except with me). But it's not their fault you can't make them happy.
Jkjk.
No wonder she was faking it you douchebag, you must have been failing at it if you had the lack of decency to check your text messages while doing her. YDI.
Actually, the real test is if she can finish the sentence.
#115 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:39pm by MoobyTheCow
And if she yells "Aw crap! Aw crap!" she's from Wisconsin.
FG ref. so chill the fuck out, cheeseheads.
YDI for teaching your little sister how to have sex. You PERVERT!! you mustve had sex with her too.
#73 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:04pm by amstillives
That doesn't make any sense.... if she would know and he did it.......
but anyway THIS DUDES SISTER IS A GENIUS
#78 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:23pm by emorockerownage
'Little sister' doesn't have to mean little kid. The OP could be 18 or 19 and his sister 16. What's the harm in that?
1) You should specify how old your sister is so there isn't an annoying argument about it again (although this time we can safely say she's probably like... 13+ if she knows. Since, y'know, people are having sex that young now).
2) ... Why the hell did you check your text messages in the middle of sex anyway? Talk about a mood killer. Plus it's just a stupid idea in general.
#81 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:27pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
He never said he checked the text during sex! You are all stupid fucking twats for inferring things from the OP. He obviously checked it after sex while feeling good about his performance, and realized that not only was the girl probably faking but his little sister is a filthy whore.
#85 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:46pm by Mexistache
Wait..did you read the text while having sex? Sounds like she wasn't the only one pretending to be enjoying the sex.
That sucks, but it's still really funny. Besides that's what you get for having sex with her sister in the next room.
ok i am seriously about to pee my pants from laughing too hard. but really no checking text during sex. ruins the moment.
#96 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:47pm by idontwantone
when I was 9, me my brother (14) at the time, and his girlfriend were drinking i got drunk passed out and I woke up to them fucking while I was on the bed :( the vision is still stuck in my head.
#99 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:27pm by liveBabylon
Ahahahaha, your little sister is hilarious!
However, seriously, you don't check a text during sex. You just don't.
#100 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:27pm by RavishMe77
YDI. If you were any good she wouldn't be faking for your ego.
I say her life is pretty fucked.
#101 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:34pm by always_his
Phone+sex=she probably was faking it. I mean, if you are checking your texts during sex you must be bored or boring. Also, it's nasty to have noisy sex with any member of the family in the house, I don't care if she's 25 and you are 30, that is just...ew...
#102 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:43pm by daarlingdamsel
u kinda deserved it...i mean if your gonna do your gf while your sister is in the other room dont be surprised if she doesnt appreciate hearing her older brother's gf orgasm to her BIG BRO! you might want to me more considerate, and ur little sister is awesome for sending that text=]
ps: im guessing shes a screamer too=]
How smart of you to have sex when your sister is at home. Learn some decency, stupid. Or tell the girl to stay quiet.
Her screaming doesn't mean she's faking. Some girls really are screamers.
If you suspect she's faking, look for these signs:
1. Rapid heart rate - A real orgasm really gets the heart beating fast. Checking her wrist pulse is a bit obvious, but a cleverly placed hand on her chest/neck/femoral/brachial artery during or an ear on those areas after can get you the info you need. Don't go by breathing because that's often part of the show.
2. Involuntary muscle contractions - During orgasm, the vagina contracts. If she's faking it, this will be missing.
3. Hypersensitivity - Like guys, most girls get sensitive after orgasm. Unless she's really into details, there's a good chance she won't think of that.
4. Variance - If she screams as hard when you hit "the spots" as she does when you don't, something's up. Though a savvy faker might think of this.
#118 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:56pm by MoobyTheCow
Mm, I thought it was only "some" guys and girls who got sensitive? Because as far as researched, a lot of guys can keep at it for a while (ie: there's no sensitivity). Girls on the other hand I haven't much looked into.
#123 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:41pm by DameGreyWulf
you're supposed to have a rapid pulse if you are doing exercise, which can happen anyway during sex. and for heaven's sake, how is he supposed to check her pulse and such during sex, and without her noticing?
1. You're heart rate can easily be raised just because you're having sex and it's physical activity.
2. Females can voluntarily contract their vaginal muscles. I doubt a guy could tell the difference.
3. Some girls get sensitive, some don't. It's not indicative of much.
4. Okay, I'll give you this one.
that would suck. but hey dont do it unless your the only two in the house. and be honest with each other talk and see what could make it better for each of you.
#128 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:57pm by sexyladiesman
Lol well at least your sister gave you a tip. But why are you checking your texts during sex? Shouldn't you be focused on the task at hand? =P
#134 - On 08/06/2009 at 7:25pm by unholy_corrupted
Haha as many have said YDI for checking your texts during sex, apparently it wasn't that good.
&& I do agree with your sister.
#135 - On 08/06/2009 at 7:29pm by ScaryPants3
Your little sister is totally right, you're an asshole for having sex in her hearing, and you're doubly an asshole for checking your texts during sex. Congratulations, you lose trebly.
I just like that you had to confirm that you were having sex with a girl.
#142 - On 08/06/2009 at 9:53pm by lizzyhurts
Lawl at all the people squicked by the idea of getting it on with the sister in the next room. Maybe it isn't the most considerate thing to be so loud but apparently all these people would be terribly surprised to find out how often people are having sex on just the other side of the wall.
Also, F little sister's life that she has never had sex worth making that much noise about.
Do you always check your phone whilst engaged in sexual activities?
Might explain the faking. Just saying.
#146 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:10pm by lolatflyingducks
uhhh why would u check ur phone during sex? wtf. maybe this is fake....
#147 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:16pm by fuckerlife
YDI:
1. for having sex while your sister's home. That's just nasty, man.
2. for reading texts while having sex
#154 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:38am by jewelzgalore
I don't know why everyone's assuming the girl was his girlfriend. He only said "A girl", not his girl.
YDI if you really checked your text message during sex. Not so much YDI on the sister being home; seems like you guys have an agreement or something in terms of sex.
okay, as funny as this is....... I too, am a little sister. Now, I am asking all guys out there and women at that, why must you have sex when people are home? I am still scarred for life.
You are not "scarred for life" you are just being an annoying prude. If the noise bothers you, then go someplace else for a while. Obviously you have the right to expect the same from your brother.
It's called respect. It's the principal of the thing. And, no, I really don't enjoy hearing things like that coming from my own brother thanks. I would never do that to him either, or anyone for that matter. All I'm asking is, isn't that a little embarrassing?
YDI for many reasons .
Your sister was home , you didn't care that your girlfriend was screaming or whatever the sound was when your little sister was in the next room , and for checking your text messege while having sex .
If it was so boring that you had to check your messeges , than you shouldn't be doing it . Especially if she was faking .
And just because your sister says to "trust her" on knowing what a fake orgasm sounds like , doesn't mean she's had sex. Just because that would be the main reason for her knowing , doesn't mean it's the only one .
#166 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:53am by staystrongholdon
LMFAO! but, #166 is right, if you have time to check a text while still doing her, there's a problem.
#168 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:07pm by Julioyobaby
#171 your dumb as fuck! he was doing another girl. his sister just happened to text him. read the whole thing.
#173 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:47am by EmilyMylinn
Okay, most of you are fucking retarded. He said the sister was next door so it could be an apartment. Second, do any of you know how old the guy is? He could be an adult and his younger sister could be like, 18-19. So it wouldn't make her a whore for having sex. Also, no big deal that the girl faked with him. I bet half of the guys who posted had a girl fake with them. They just don't know it.
#174 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:49am by EmilyMylinn
HAHAHAHAHA! Your stupid for having sex while other people are home. This happened to me, I overheard my brother having sex so I walked in and told his girl that she should go get checked by a doctor. Your lucky that's all your sister said.
#175 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:31pm by JustMyLuck23
1.YDI for having sex while your six Is home.
2. You're lucky to have a sister that's trying to help you.
3.WIN!!!!!!
#177 - On 08/25/2009 at 3:17am by Shyman4ever
LoL hi at Least your sister is tellin you the plain truth.most guys dont know that.
But it kinda bad ur sis knows more then you.
#178 - On 08/26/2009 at 6:33pm by skydread91
How the hell does that make your life suck? And what makes you think that your little sister has enough experience to know what she's talking about?
Various women have various vocalizations while having sex. It isn't necessarily 'faking' it. After all, what the hell is there to fake with making noise? If you love making noise, make some fuken noise! What's fake about that?
i HIGHLY doubt he checked it during sex. He prob checked afterwards.. and thought .. FAIL!
#180 - On 08/30/2009 at 12:38am by sixteen8seven
Ok First response: LOL your sister is hilarious. And right, by the way.
Second response: Wait, you were doing it where your family could hear? And you answered your text while gettin' busy??
This is one of my favorites......you always read your messages when you have SEX???? THaTS SUX
#184 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:57pm by whitebunny
haha I'm in love with your sister's honesty xD cool kid that one for sure!
#185 - On 09/29/2009 at 5:02pm by H4rdstylefre4k
OOOOOHHhHHHhHHH shit.... I fucking love your sistah.... imma bow down to her on that one ohhhh shit she viiiolated lmfao
"Today I was having sex with a girl." what you don't normally? lol and plus just because someone makes noises doesn't mean they are faking it. trust me... I know. lol
#187 - On 12/30/2009 at 5:15pm by minenotyours
how "little" is your sister exactly? this might be very weird if she's like, 13/14 or so.
#188 - On 01/04/2010 at 3:58pm by i_love_germany
the only reason i woul check my texts is cuZ my phone is alreadh visable and i can see its from my sister... otherwise im nit scramblen for my phone while im gettin laid lol
I love how you checked the phone while still having sex.
#192 - On 02/11/2010 at 1:21pm by thedivinecomeD
