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Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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On 08/06/2009 at 6:05am - intimacy - by OhFseriously123 (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

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That sucks. At least your sister's honest with you.
FYL.

#1 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:07am by Anderling

What the hell is it with people fucking when their sister is home!?!?

You are all sick, sick people.

#38 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:18am by genius_man16

What is up with people checking their texts in the middle of sex?

#40 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:19am by Herbal

I agree with #1, to be fair, your sister's trying to do you a favour!
also, your girlfriend probably WAS faking.

#42 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:22am by RockieGirl

I agree with all of the above.

#46 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:36am by NotAnotherOne

@ 38: My mom has sex when I'm at home..I happened to hear it for the first time two weeks ago. It's not pleasant. So, YDI for having sex while other people are home. It's just rude.

#57 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:08pm by ericalew_xo

Exactly.

YDI for checking your texts during sex.

#70 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:54pm by BamxBitch

what are you doing bangin your gf with a little girl awake in the house. If i was her i would have knocked on your door and said hey -- turn down the porno... Im trying to get some sleep here.

#71 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:55pm by firewall_joe

Obviously his sister isn't that little if she knows how to fake an orgasm. And YDI for fucking w/ your sister in the next room! Nobama on that one.

#80 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:25pm by pinky0090

The OP just meant his younger sister. Calling her "his little sister" doesn't mean she's a little kid or anything.

And I have to agree. Who would check their texts during sex? I mean, I've heard that sex is over-hyped, but it can't be that crap that people just randomly start doing other stuff in the middle of it.

#97 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:59pm by divineinstrument

lol

#104 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:04pm by paopao2

She was probably making noise to keep from laughing in your face while checking her texts you fuckin' loser!!!

#112 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:51pm by Skull_300

im srry but thts funny lol

#121 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:28pm by Crlnprz

Everyone here has a point. She clearly over did it, and was presumably faking it. Kudos to your sister :)

#133 - On 08/06/2009 at 7:15pm by Kiwi_Splash

#80-I'm thinking his sister is a little bit of a slut, seeing as he still lives at home and she's younger than him. But maybe she's not. I don't know how they role in Italy

#136 - On 08/06/2009 at 7:44pm by ForestFire0

WinCEST!!! Thinking about a threesome? Your sister is. Maybe get some pointers from her.

#137 - On 08/06/2009 at 7:55pm by popoman

She was just joking with you OP.

Trust me, your little sister has never once faked it with me.

#138 - On 08/06/2009 at 7:56pm by FarSide

Oh, so true. Corrupting little girl's minds is becoming quite the trend.

#140 - On 08/06/2009 at 9:18pm by frannytrois64

little sis isn't necessarily right. i make a moderate amount of noise anyway, just because there's no reason not to, but the better it is, the louder i get. i don't fake anything, i just like to scream and curse when it's really good.

#169 - On 08/11/2009 at 9:21am by diet_otaku

Sorry but, YOU GOT TOLD MY FRIEND.

But what does she know?

#2 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:08am by PokeyStix

why did you check your text in the middle of your "activity"?

#3 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:08am by sportmaster525

#3 ditto. Seriously.

#19 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:33am by TheOtherNewest1

Do you live at home, if so, how old does that make your sister?

#4 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:08am by MajorTom4321

well, he can be 18 and his sister 16, nothing wrong with that. moreover, the op is from italy, and I think that in italy often kids move out later than in the US. also he could have been there on holiday...

#33 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:10am by laleyla

If you have a little sister next door... you should probably BOTH be holding back the noise, regardless of her age. Show some consideration for the others in the house.

And if it was so great, why the hell would you pause in the midddle of the sex to read a text message?

#5 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:09am by GlobalB

Exactly what I was thinking.

#91 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:58pm by SpitFyre

If she was "She was really into it and not holding back on the noise", then why the hell would you stop to read a text?
Also, wouldn't the fact that you're so easily distracted from her BY YOUR PHONE be something of a turn-off?
Weirdo. Also, fake.

#6 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:11am by Frosty840

he never said he checked DURING the sex, it could have been after. ydi for being such an iggnorant fuckhead

#92 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:59pm by ejvlols

YDI for sucking on fire hydrants.

#7 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:12am by dothehelenkeller

Lmao! What the fuck?

#20 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:34am by Lia_Mackenzie

#7: I LOVE YOU.

#74 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:09pm by Whirling_Kumquat

that fuckin made my day

#148 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:19pm by misguidedvision

you stopped to read your phone .. jackass... but Y stil DI for having sex while she was there . And she's probably right anyway.

#8 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:13am by lizzzie

YDI for reading a text in the middle of sex.

#9 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:13am by Fibericon

well, at least you had sex

:)

#10 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:15am by pifpafpoef

yup this one is a fake plus why would u have sex when ur lil sister is home

#11 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:16am by Miss_Cullen

that's like saying, 'why do parents have sex when their kids are home.' they get turned on. they don't care whose home. they just want sex

#94 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:41pm by screwedinalabama

Man, now you know your girlfriend is faking it AND you know your sister knows how to fake it too. Thats like a double whammy.

FYL dude, FYL.

#12 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:19am by my_fml_account

ew why would u have sex with ur sister next door gross

#13 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:22am by ndnsweetie

your so immature about this. besides, it's not like your parents cared whether you were home or not, for all you know your parents probably had sex when ever they were in a different room. grow up.

#193 - On 03/21/2010 at 1:39am by toxicxflower

YDI for reading a text message in the middle of sex.

#14 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:23am by caramelize

If you were as uninvolved in the process as to read a text during it, I bet she was faking. Sometimes I wonder if people confuse foreplay and heavy petting with actual sex. Most men can't even hear a fire alarm when they're actually inside someone, let alone a text message alert.

#15 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:26am by remysgal

People still say "heavy petting"? Wow, I thought that was a term only the author of the puberty book I read when I was 12 used...

#37 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:16am by letitbe56

LMFAO!
I was seriously wondering the same thing! What does that entail anyway...? :S

#59 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:10pm by EndZone

"Heavy petting" is old-people speak for going below the waist--so fingering or a hand job.

#108 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:30pm by letitbe56

lol i don think people say that term outloud, but it is used in lots of books, sexual descriptions, etc.

#111 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:48pm by summer99

pwned

#16 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:28am by timtam24

i think you just got owned

#22 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:40am by elsiebells

you talking to me or are trying to get higher up?

#27 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:50am by timtam24

what does pwned mean? lol

#36 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:14am by lloyd1992

its like getting ownd, with a mix of schooled and a pinch of awesome

#44 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:33am by rotf_coaster_9

Pwned; n, v; The total domination or shutdown of a person, place, or thing


The word pwned, originated from the word owned, which derived from the word own, which came from the word, cat. The word pwned has become one of the most frequently used words throughout the world.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhb89V43KWc

#45 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:33am by girandwogpig

umm thanks? lol :)

#110 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:45pm by lloyd1992

Bwahahaha nigahiga for the win, that was a great vid, but i like the how to be series better

#149 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:26pm by misguidedvision

That sucks. _

#17 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:29am by Conkers

OWNED BY YOUR LITTLE SISTER
haha lol

#18 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:32am by Abby97

haha your sister is awesome

#21 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:35am by dan81892

Good to know that it was a GIRL, and not a blow-up doll...

#23 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:40am by henri

Your sister knows! You and your sister are doing the same girl.

#24 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:42am by a_cad_1

Eh you said "girl" not "girlfriend" so fuck what the whore thinks, you got some ass!

#25 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:43am by avalanche719

If they're not dating, why is she the whore and not him?

#50 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:47am by mobius8

No. You're just thinking of your mom.

#61 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:13pm by mobius8

Because double standards rule! :D

#66 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:35pm by genius_man16

They're probably both whores EXCEPT he had to work to get her into bed. Her? Not So Much. But if it's a one night stand? Screw it, you're getting laid and adding a notch to the belt loop. Forget Feelings

#75 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:10pm by avalanche719

troll win

#82 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:27pm by tpag3r

Ever heard the term "manwhore"?

#125 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:50pm by bexox

Oh! Or "escort"?

#161 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:56pm by bexox

YDI for doing it when your little sister was in the house. Get a brain. I'm scarred for life from when my brother would do his girlfriend when i was right down the hall. And why did you answer a text when you were having sex?

#26 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:50am by escape2music

Wow your life sucks.

#28 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:51am by XxmidnightXx4545

Yup, I agree with your sister..
if she was making THAT much noise, then
chances are she was faking it.
& dang she must not have been a good lay
if you were checking text messages during sex! :p

#29 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:00am by Kay_Ell_Dee

this sounds fake.

#30 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:00am by affirno

totally agree

#83 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:38pm by goodtimesx2

Agreed. Sounds just like the one with the mom texting the OP about the girl faking and the dad also agreeing.

#107 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:19pm by teehee520

haha, i see what you did there.

#164 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:06pm by tech42er

YDI for having sex with just a girl

#31 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:02am by CL41RE

If this is actually real, it totally made my day.

#32 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:04am by SweetieLish

Paris Hilton stops in the middle of sex to answer her phone, why can't everyone else?

#34 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:11am by NobodyUKnow

Right. We should all strive to be like Paris Hilton.

*gag*

#141 - On 08/06/2009 at 9:47pm by bexox

Plus, if she's faking it, she probably doesn't like you that much. If a guy thinks he showed you a really good time, he won't get all pouty when you don't want to stay the night. And he might even walk you home!

Honestly though, have some respect for your sister. Just tell your partner the walls are thin and you need to be quiet. Not that hard.

Why to the dee to the eye.

#35 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:13am by letitbe56

YDI- if you're the kind who checks text messages during sex, she probably *is* faking it.

#39 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:18am by deaditegirl

Why in the hell would you be checking your text messages while having sex. No. That would have pissed me off if I was your girlfriend.

#41 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:21am by berrySMOOTHIE

werd. why check your phone while hving sex

#43 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:31am by alphaxzero

Bet your mother or father borrowed it and sent it to you.

#47 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:36am by Honda288

That's not necessarily true. I never fake it and I'm extremely loud. And I also agree you shouldn't check texts while having sex. YDI.

#48 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:44am by dramakat11

Ha. I thought I was the only one. I try really hard to keep it down, but it's really hard.

#130 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:58pm by claritin

F her life maybe. Dunno why you'd care though.

#49 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:44am by mobius8

YDI for checking a text during sex! No wonder she was faking you werent even into it! lol

#51 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:47am by why_me14

yea really, lol

#53 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:00pm by 0connor01

your a fucking numbnuts. end of.

#58 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:10pm by youaresofucked

You just want the video cause you cant get any head yourself, you disgusting excuse for a person!

#63 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:15pm by Goldilox

Maybe it's just me but I've checked text messages/answered the phone during sex before.

#54 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:01pm by finnishpirate

She isn't definitely faking it... sometimes it IS that good to be making a hell of a lot of noise ;) .... however, if you were checking your text messages during it, then it couldn't have been that good...too bad your sister and tons of people on this site think that there is no such thing as sex so good that it can make two people really loud (because it means they haven't had it!)

#60 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:11pm by I_Love_Isms

you were having sex and you stopped to answer a text message? were you faking it too?

#62 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:13pm by russianspy1234

Hey, it doesn't actually say anywhere that he checked his phone DURING sex. He might have only seen the text just after they were finished.

I guess it's cool that you're close enough to your sister that she can be so candid with you. Unless she was just really annoyed and was trying to weird you out as revenge.

#64 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:26pm by LuxLisbon

To make it easy for all of you, girls are ALWAYS 100% abso-fucking-lutely faking (except with me). But it's not their fault you can't make them happy.

Jkjk.

#67 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:51pm by ccyto

No wonder she was faking it you douchebag, you must have been failing at it if you had the lack of decency to check your text messages while doing her. YDI.

#68 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:51pm by skiBOAT

she really can't have been that good if you looked at your phone at the same time.

#69 - On 08/06/2009 at 12:53pm by baby_1

Winner winner chicken dinner

#79 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:25pm by wbrycem

Actually, the real test is if she can finish the sentence.

#115 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:39pm by MoobyTheCow

And if she yells "Aw crap! Aw crap!" she's from Wisconsin.

FG ref. so chill the fuck out, cheeseheads.

#129 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:57pm by bexox

YDI for teaching your little sister how to have sex. You PERVERT!! you mustve had sex with her too.

#73 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:04pm by amstillives

That doesn't make any sense.... if she would know and he did it.......

but anyway THIS DUDES SISTER IS A GENIUS

#78 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:23pm by emorockerownage

'Little sister' doesn't have to mean little kid. The OP could be 18 or 19 and his sister 16. What's the harm in that?

#183 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:53am by po_ta_to

you read texts... while having sex... wow

#76 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:11pm by ryanr21

1) You should specify how old your sister is so there isn't an annoying argument about it again (although this time we can safely say she's probably like... 13+ if she knows. Since, y'know, people are having sex that young now).
2) ... Why the hell did you check your text messages in the middle of sex anyway? Talk about a mood killer. Plus it's just a stupid idea in general.

#81 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:27pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

YDI for having a little sister.

#84 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:45pm by _electricbonbon

He never said he checked the text during sex! You are all stupid fucking twats for inferring things from the OP. He obviously checked it after sex while feeling good about his performance, and realized that not only was the girl probably faking but his little sister is a filthy whore.

#85 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:46pm by Mexistache

BAHAAHHHAAAAHA

#86 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:48pm by danimani

yeah, who checks for texts or answers the phone during sex?

omg! are you Paris Hilton?

#87 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:51pm by flyboy57

Wait..did you read the text while having sex? Sounds like she wasn't the only one pretending to be enjoying the sex.

#88 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:57pm by The_Cait

people who fucking scream during sex are idiots.

#89 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:57pm by kewl92

I think I like your sister. She sounds cool.

#90 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:58pm by mj2123

YDI for being bad in bed.

#93 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:06pm by sovietkitsch

That sucks, but it's still really funny. Besides that's what you get for having sex with her sister in the next room.

#95 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:43pm by chrismace

ok i am seriously about to pee my pants from laughing too hard. but really no checking text during sex. ruins the moment.

#96 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:47pm by idontwantone

LOL. you have a awesome sister!!

#98 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:11pm by Knare

when I was 9, me my brother (14) at the time, and his girlfriend were drinking i got drunk passed out and I woke up to them fucking while I was on the bed :( the vision is still stuck in my head.

#99 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:27pm by liveBabylon

Ahahahaha, your little sister is hilarious!
However, seriously, you don't check a text during sex. You just don't.

#100 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:27pm by RavishMe77

YDI. If you were any good she wouldn't be faking for your ego.

I say her life is pretty fucked.

#101 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:34pm by always_his

Phone+sex=she probably was faking it. I mean, if you are checking your texts during sex you must be bored or boring. Also, it's nasty to have noisy sex with any member of the family in the house, I don't care if she's 25 and you are 30, that is just...ew...

#102 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:43pm by daarlingdamsel

wow ur little sis must b a hore

#103 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:50pm by mylifefmlsoml

tell me obout it itsinsalting to all of us
lol

#105 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:08pm by paopao2

Pwned. By your little sister. :D

#106 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:17pm by elsieenchanted

Your little sister is my hero.
:)

#109 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:36pm by JustStayHome

u kinda deserved it...i mean if your gonna do your gf while your sister is in the other room dont be surprised if she doesnt appreciate hearing her older brother's gf orgasm to her BIG BRO! you might want to me more considerate, and ur little sister is awesome for sending that text=]

ps: im guessing shes a screamer too=]

#113 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:02pm by susu

Maybe she wants to hear her older brother having sex :O

#114 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:16pm by Crasken

How smart of you to have sex when your sister is at home. Learn some decency, stupid. Or tell the girl to stay quiet.

#116 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:43pm by Neferria

Hahaha most of not been to great If you were txting

#117 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:55pm by whitneyyy

Her screaming doesn't mean she's faking. Some girls really are screamers.

If you suspect she's faking, look for these signs:

1. Rapid heart rate - A real orgasm really gets the heart beating fast. Checking her wrist pulse is a bit obvious, but a cleverly placed hand on her chest/neck/femoral/brachial artery during or an ear on those areas after can get you the info you need. Don't go by breathing because that's often part of the show.

2. Involuntary muscle contractions - During orgasm, the vagina contracts. If she's faking it, this will be missing.

3. Hypersensitivity - Like guys, most girls get sensitive after orgasm. Unless she's really into details, there's a good chance she won't think of that.

4. Variance - If she screams as hard when you hit "the spots" as she does when you don't, something's up. Though a savvy faker might think of this.

#118 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:56pm by MoobyTheCow

Mm, I thought it was only "some" guys and girls who got sensitive? Because as far as researched, a lot of guys can keep at it for a while (ie: there's no sensitivity). Girls on the other hand I haven't much looked into.

#123 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:41pm by DameGreyWulf

you're supposed to have a rapid pulse if you are doing exercise, which can happen anyway during sex. and for heaven's sake, how is he supposed to check her pulse and such during sex, and without her noticing?

#126 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:50pm by medfly

1. You're heart rate can easily be raised just because you're having sex and it's physical activity.

2. Females can voluntarily contract their vaginal muscles. I doubt a guy could tell the difference.

3. Some girls get sensitive, some don't. It's not indicative of much.

4. Okay, I'll give you this one.

#131 - On 08/06/2009 at 7:06pm by claritin

YDI for living in a box.

#119 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:11pm by Fail_Pig

check her pulse?!? hahhahhaa hell no!! thats pretty fucked up that your sister told you that.

#120 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:23pm by Rydizzle

Ydi for txting during sex

#122 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:37pm by burnhamt23

Ydi for doing it while someones home and for checkin ur txts

#124 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:42pm by KiddNYC10

Frankly, You deserve it for not being good at sex.

#127 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:52pm by Mr_Tuff_Guy

that would suck. but hey dont do it unless your the only two in the house. and be honest with each other talk and see what could make it better for each of you.

#128 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:57pm by sexyladiesman

better luck next time

#132 - On 08/06/2009 at 7:07pm by dude85

Lol well at least your sister gave you a tip. But why are you checking your texts during sex? Shouldn't you be focused on the task at hand? =P

#134 - On 08/06/2009 at 7:25pm by unholy_corrupted

Haha as many have said YDI for checking your texts during sex, apparently it wasn't that good.
&& I do agree with your sister.

#135 - On 08/06/2009 at 7:29pm by ScaryPants3

Your little sister is totally right, you're an asshole for having sex in her hearing, and you're doubly an asshole for checking your texts during sex. Congratulations, you lose trebly.

#139 - On 08/06/2009 at 8:20pm by kellster

I just like that you had to confirm that you were having sex with a girl.

#142 - On 08/06/2009 at 9:53pm by lizzyhurts

Try harder next time you boring, lame dyke.

#143 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:15pm by toosoonbreh

Lawl at all the people squicked by the idea of getting it on with the sister in the next room. Maybe it isn't the most considerate thing to be so loud but apparently all these people would be terribly surprised to find out how often people are having sex on just the other side of the wall.

Also, F little sister's life that she has never had sex worth making that much noise about.

#144 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:17pm by LyssWA

LOL

#145 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:52pm by speakout26

Do you always check your phone whilst engaged in sexual activities?
Might explain the faking. Just saying.

#146 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:10pm by lolatflyingducks

uhhh why would u check ur phone during sex? wtf. maybe this is fake....

#147 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:16pm by fuckerlife

You read a text while having sex!? YDI

#150 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:00am by spillproof

why would you read it when ur having sex? idiot

#152 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:18am by ItsASecretShh

YDI:
1. for having sex while your sister's home. That's just nasty, man.
2. for reading texts while having sex

#154 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:38am by jewelzgalore

LMAO !!! THAT SUCKS BALLS XD !

#155 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:46am by glasgowsmile

WOW! You guys are so opinionated its hilarious.

#156 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:04am by cullen

ooooooooooooooooo, burn!

#157 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:23am by haleycstar

"trust me. I know"
Ughh thats disgusting on so many levels!!!

#158 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:25am by cheeter

I don't know why everyone's assuming the girl was his girlfriend. He only said "A girl", not his girl.

YDI if you really checked your text message during sex. Not so much YDI on the sister being home; seems like you guys have an agreement or something in terms of sex.

#159 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:28am by tsundere

If she's faking it you get a free ticket to enjoy your self, if not good job!

#160 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:49am by Sturmeh

okay, as funny as this is....... I too, am a little sister. Now, I am asking all guys out there and women at that, why must you have sex when people are home? I am still scarred for life.

#162 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:06pm by Rawrrr14

You are not "scarred for life" you are just being an annoying prude. If the noise bothers you, then go someplace else for a while. Obviously you have the right to expect the same from your brother.

#163 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:37pm by st0815

It's called respect. It's the principal of the thing. And, no, I really don't enjoy hearing things like that coming from my own brother thanks. I would never do that to him either, or anyone for that matter. All I'm asking is, isn't that a little embarrassing?

#165 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:21pm by Rawrrr14

YDI for many reasons .
Your sister was home , you didn't care that your girlfriend was screaming or whatever the sound was when your little sister was in the next room , and for checking your text messege while having sex .

If it was so boring that you had to check your messeges , than you shouldn't be doing it . Especially if she was faking .

And just because your sister says to "trust her" on knowing what a fake orgasm sounds like , doesn't mean she's had sex. Just because that would be the main reason for her knowing , doesn't mean it's the only one .

#166 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:53am by staystrongholdon

HAHA! sucks to be you

#167 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:33am by stl360

LMFAO! but, #166 is right, if you have time to check a text while still doing her, there's a problem.

#168 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:07pm by Julioyobaby

wth, why would you even check the text?

#170 - On 08/11/2009 at 12:32pm by Mallory_Marvel

#171 your dumb as fuck! he was doing another girl. his sister just happened to text him. read the whole thing.

#173 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:47am by EmilyMylinn

BURN! BURN! SICK BURN!

#172 - On 08/11/2009 at 7:29pm by unhacked21

Okay, most of you are fucking retarded. He said the sister was next door so it could be an apartment. Second, do any of you know how old the guy is? He could be an adult and his younger sister could be like, 18-19. So it wouldn't make her a whore for having sex. Also, no big deal that the girl faked with him. I bet half of the guys who posted had a girl fake with them. They just don't know it.

#174 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:49am by EmilyMylinn

HAHAHAHAHA! Your stupid for having sex while other people are home. This happened to me, I overheard my brother having sex so I walked in and told his girl that she should go get checked by a doctor. Your lucky that's all your sister said.

#175 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:31pm by JustMyLuck23

HAHHAHHAHAH FUNNY AS SHIT!

#176 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:44am by natkaFML

1.YDI for having sex while your six Is home.

2. You're lucky to have a sister that's trying to help you.

3.WIN!!!!!!

#177 - On 08/25/2009 at 3:17am by Shyman4ever

LoL hi at Least your sister is tellin you the plain truth.most guys dont know that.
But it kinda bad ur sis knows more then you.

#178 - On 08/26/2009 at 6:33pm by skydread91

How the hell does that make your life suck? And what makes you think that your little sister has enough experience to know what she's talking about?

Various women have various vocalizations while having sex. It isn't necessarily 'faking' it. After all, what the hell is there to fake with making noise? If you love making noise, make some fuken noise! What's fake about that?

#179 - On 08/28/2009 at 8:42pm by dvs01

i HIGHLY doubt he checked it during sex. He prob checked afterwards.. and thought .. FAIL!

#180 - On 08/30/2009 at 12:38am by sixteen8seven

How old is youur sister? lol

#181 - On 08/30/2009 at 1:22am by Yea_Wateva

Ok First response: LOL your sister is hilarious. And right, by the way.

Second response: Wait, you were doing it where your family could hear? And you answered your text while gettin' busy??

#182 - On 09/09/2009 at 12:53am by GypsyGeek

This is one of my favorites......you always read your messages when you have SEX???? THaTS SUX

#184 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:57pm by whitebunny

haha I'm in love with your sister's honesty xD cool kid that one for sure!

#185 - On 09/29/2009 at 5:02pm by H4rdstylefre4k

OOOOOHHhHHHhHHH shit.... I fucking love your sistah.... imma bow down to her on that one ohhhh shit she viiiolated lmfao

#186 - On 11/16/2009 at 5:01am by Hurt16

"Today I was having sex with a girl." what you don't normally? lol and plus just because someone makes noises doesn't mean they are faking it. trust me... I know. lol

#187 - On 12/30/2009 at 5:15pm by minenotyours

how "little" is your sister exactly? this might be very weird if she's like, 13/14 or so.

#188 - On 01/04/2010 at 3:58pm by i_love_germany

the only reason i woul check my texts is cuZ my phone is alreadh visable and i can see its from my sister... otherwise im nit scramblen for my phone while im gettin laid lol

#189 - On 01/13/2010 at 7:22am by codymarr

u have the best little sister in the world!!!!! lmfao listen to her man

#190 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:08am by swkisses5

that sucks, but seriously not true on the loudness thing....

#191 - On 02/09/2010 at 10:09pm by picksy22

I love how you checked the phone while still having sex.

#192 - On 02/11/2010 at 1:21pm by thedivinecomeD

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