Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebees for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked "How was it?" he says "It was terrible", to which I said "The food was that bad?" He replies "No, the sex". FML

#431427
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75179) - you deserved it (10794)

On 03/18/2009 at 12:35am - intimacy - by JC12345 (woman) - United States

Marcela's life also sucks
Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the…

myennechee also deserved it
Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He…

Top comments

We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.

#5 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:43am by smdrager

See in context

+10

I hope people are joking about sleeping with his friends. Passing your vagina around is just going to reinforce other ideas about you other than " bad in bed". If I were the poster, I would however, deny him any form of sexual pleasure for quite some time. Honesty is great, but that was just him being an asshole (joke or not).

#19 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:29am by BlaqCat

See in context

+6

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by