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Today, I learned that a spontaneous romantic gesture of arriving home early with flowers and wine is not welcome when your wife is busy having sex with your brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (116621) - you deserved it (4606)

On 08/05/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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Dude that sucks.

#1 - On 08/05/2009 at 5:01pm by crazyval619

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Dude... Leave her, she is worthless. And disown your brother... No man should ever do that to family.

#6 - On 08/05/2009 at 5:05pm by Nykaen

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