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Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm. While doing so she was lying on her back. I asked her: "How do you like that, baby?". She responded by asking where I bought the false ceiling and spotlights as she thought it would look good in her flat. She got bored instead of excited. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29134) - you deserved it (12528)

On 08/04/2009 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Hopelesslover (man) - Malta

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