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Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17183) - you deserved it (58125)

On 08/01/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by homewrecker (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Don't have sex with people you don't know.

#2 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:30pm by lmmmr

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At least you didn't wake up to his wife and kids in person.

#4 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:32pm by kthxdie

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