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Man or woman?

Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39551) - you deserved it (7249)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:23am - intimacy - by Glassjaw (man) - United States (Maine)

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Booby trapped?

#2 - On 08/01/2009 at 10:08am by Darkon

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Burn. I assume you didn't finish undoing her bra? FYL

#1 - On 08/01/2009 at 10:08am by bobbassguy

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