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Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44980) - you deserved it (6208)

On 07/30/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by VelocityMary (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

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Why would you have sex with a random "friend" just so you wouldn't be a virgin?? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

#4 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:16pm by AnneFTW

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Does he get to put his Wiimote in your charging dock?

#3 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:16pm by allmidnighteyes

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