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Today, my father pulled me aside right before heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your short's pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8003) - you deserved it (53048)

On 07/27/2009 at 10:34am - intimacy - by condom_kid (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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YDI be more sanitary

#3 - On 07/27/2009 at 2:03pm by cherrybollosm04

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While that does suck, I'd say your dad is pretty kool for not spazn on you.

To everybody that doesn't get why he'd have a used condom in his pocket. Ever have sex in a car or any other place where a trash can or toilet is inaccessible? In that type of situation your only feasible option, other than littering, is to tie up the condom, stuff it back into its wrapper, and put it in your pocket to throw away when you find a trash can. The OP just forgot it was in his pocket.

#21 - On 07/27/2009 at 2:26pm by razzumfrazzum

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