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Today, my father pulled me aside right before heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your short's pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7416) - you deserved it (50537)

On 07/27/2009 at 10:34am - intimacy - by condom_kid (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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