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Today, my father pulled me aside right before heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your short's pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9938) - you deserved it (67088)

On 07/27/2009 at 10:34am - intimacy - by condom_kid (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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YDI be more sanitary

#3 - On 07/27/2009 at 2:03pm by cherrybollosm04

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uhh in your pocket? did you want a souvenir?

#11 - On 07/27/2009 at 2:08pm by shewasalmost18

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