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Today, I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his buddies asking what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18821) - you deserved it (61784)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:04am - intimacy - by DDD - Sent from mobile version

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I heard stabbing them with a fork was the most effective approach

#20 - On 03/05/2009 at 3:33pm by kracker9017

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checking his messages isnt creepy stalker ex gf type shit

#23 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:30pm by coolness

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