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Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

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On 07/23/2009 at 5:40pm - intimacy - by Eskyew (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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What? New mail in your inbox doesn't turn you on??

#5 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:51pm by thelastgirl

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just listen to how fast his fingers move. yeahhhh

#6 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:52pm by Imawhalerider

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