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Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57760) - you deserved it (3796)

On 07/21/2009 at 5:38pm - intimacy - by Headphones (man) - United States

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