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Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML
Your boyfriend is kind of a dick. Kidding or not.
Ahh, wow. FML. Who was he picturing before, then?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015