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Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

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On 07/21/2009 at 6:42am - intimacy - by picturemenakedbaby (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Your boyfriend is kind of a dick. Kidding or not.

#1 - On 07/21/2009 at 10:06am by genius_man16

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Ahh, wow. FML. Who was he picturing before, then?

#2 - On 07/21/2009 at 10:06am by DirtyParkBench

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