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Today, I got a letter in the mail about my periodic health assessment for active duty Soldiers. I came back positive for two curable STD's that are extremely common on Fort Polk. I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72812) - you deserved it (3630)

On 07/19/2009 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by kareed3 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

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Being a military wife I know most of the women that surround me are whores.....

#4 - On 07/19/2009 at 5:33pm by Ligerie

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guess the cat's out of the bag?

#1 - On 07/19/2009 at 5:30pm by fretforyerlatte

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