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Today, I woke up when the guy I had spent the night with slid out of bed. When he realized I was awake, he looked down at me, shook his head, and said "I've gotta lay off the beer..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47337) - you deserved it (12520)

On 07/18/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by blackntangirl (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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So what did you expect? To fall in love and live happily ever after?

#5 - On 07/19/2009 at 3:20am by bob1124

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There are way too many fmls about drunk sex.

#12 - On 07/19/2009 at 3:29am by fxdxhk90

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