Today, I woke up when the guy I had spent the night with slid out of bed. When he realized I was awake, he looked down at me, shook his head, and said "I've gotta lay off the beer..." FML
by blackntangirl / 07/18/2009 at 7:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
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So what did you expect? To fall in love and live happily ever after?
#5 - On 07/19/2009 at 3:20am by bob1124
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There are way too many fmls about drunk sex.
#12 - On 07/19/2009 at 3:29am by fxdxhk90
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