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Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML

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On 07/18/2009 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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My mum's too scared to give me a sex talk because she can't work out if I'm gay or straight. I find it hilarious to mince around but then bring girls home, and it confuses her no end so I think she'd rather just not know what I'm up to, good times :D

#6 - On 07/18/2009 at 5:08pm by TomFantastic

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LOL , next time when your mom has friends over for dinner , say loudly , "MOM , I NEED YOUR STASH OF CONDOMS !" :)

#15 - On 07/18/2009 at 5:18pm by iFRUiTTART

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