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Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML

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On 07/18/2009 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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My mum's too scared to give me a sex talk because she can't work out if I'm gay or straight. I find it hilarious to mince around but then bring girls home, and it confuses her no end so I think she'd rather just not know what I'm up to, good times :D

#6 - On 07/18/2009 at 5:08pm by TomFantastic

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Oh no...sounds like the kind of thing my dad would have done.

#1 - On 07/18/2009 at 5:04pm by HarrietPotter

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