Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27264) - you totally deserved it (6334)
On 07/17/2009 at 1:36am - intimacy - by Cyberella (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Well...at least you learned to not get her drunk again :D.
#4 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:18am by Darth_Taco
Why? This is awesome... not for her grandkids, but for everybody else in the room! I wouldnt be able to stop laughing at an old lady ranting about stuff like this.
measure life by love or laughter, not pride
It's her FML because she and all her relatives (including gramps!) had to listen about her sex life.
#8 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:21am by girandwogpig
if it was her idea to get her nanna drunk, then i agree its her FML.
#13 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:43am by Kev_a_Sutra
What is it with the sudden "fake orgasm" trend on this site?
#6 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:21am by XxphantomxX
This site is all about trends. There is a wave of similar FML's for awhile, then there is a real FML that's pretty good and then people take that one and copy it for awhile, rinse and repeat.
#33 - On 07/17/2009 at 9:38am by genius_man16
Hahaha. Go Granny for still getting some. Although it is a shame that after all these years your Grandpa still doesn't know how to please her.
That's just plain gross. Some things you just don't wanna know.. And this is definitely high on that list.
How is this an FML? I mean I can see it being your grandpa's FML. Example: 'Today, my wife of ____ year(s) got drunk at my granddaughters engagement party. While she was drunk she told everyone about our sex life and how each time when we have sex she fakes an orgasm. FML '
So technically this isn't your FML it's your grandpa's
#15 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:47am by twilight_addict
I feel bad for your grandpa. Everything he once was proud of as a man is gone. She castrated him. :(
Today, at my granddaughter's engagement party, my nieces thought it would be funny to get me drunk. They regretted it when I told them, and everyone else at the party about my sex life and how I fake orgasms with my husband. FML
what a shame feel sorry for you!!!!!! nxt time try getting more info than just her sex life
#24 - On 07/17/2009 at 7:47am by bb1_00
I once overheard my grandma having a "fun" dream, moaning and telling her husband that they needed to stop cause they had to get up but this didn't stop her from having multiple "fun times". It should be noted that her husband had been dead for four years at that point...
So yes, grandmas and sex talk are not good!
#25 - On 07/17/2009 at 7:48am by oh_0_0
This shouldn't be an "FML" for the OP. If this is truly what happened, she had no fault (it was the cousins' idea, allegedly), and it was her grandmother who was faking it. Really, if anyone, it'd be an FML for the cousins or grandparents.
Beyond that...did you really think people stop having sex when they're no longer young and "sexy"?
#30 - On 07/17/2009 at 9:18am by RadioactiveGirl
this is the kind of family gathering I live for. That, and prepositional endings.
FYL, good one.
#38 - On 07/17/2009 at 10:51am by justanotherhuman
@Plexico. Fake orgasms are upsetting when you have sex with someone you care about and they deceive you. You sick immoral heartless excuse for a man. You're the reason us good guys have a hard time finding a girl willing to risk falling in love. They think all men are like you, wanting sex for no reason other than busting a nut.
HAHAHA I love it! Can I have her #? Anyone can fake an orgasm. When taking a chick home from a bar and you sober up while banging her, you realize that she is not as hot as you thought. So you fake an orgazm to kick her out faster. PERFECT!
#48 - On 07/17/2009 at 1:00pm by donkey_hang_down
FYL for having to hear that.
FherL for staying so long with a man who apparently doesn't please her.
FhisL (your grandpa's) for staying so long with a woman who won't tell him he's doing it wrong. :c
#50 - On 07/17/2009 at 2:55pm by DameGreyWulf
Why did this get so many YDI votes? She said her friends did it, not her you jackasses. Anyone who voted YDI is an illiterate moron.
This is my F Granny's Life since she is the one missing out on the orgasms.
#54 - On 07/17/2009 at 5:41pm by Lisasimpsonfan
OH....God.....i just got a horrible pic in my head.......thats gonna ruin the rest of my day.....God i feel even worse for you since you actually know her......
