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Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32688) - you deserved it (7315)

On 07/17/2009 at 1:36am - intimacy - by Cyberella (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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Naughty grandma!

#1 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:10am by MissyMayhem

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Hahaha. Go Granny for still getting some. Although it is a shame that after all these years your Grandpa still doesn't know how to please her.

#9 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:23am by Glam

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