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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML


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On 03/16/2009 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by gfg (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

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That's pretty lame. Who turns down sex to play video games, especially the Wii of all games?

#5 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:11pm by Bubs

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#1 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:06pm by member0987654321

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